Meg Swan quotes

Thanks a lot, you stupid hotel manager!

[Yelling at the hotel maid] I know a man who has a van and he will take you back to wherever you came from!

[after the hotel manager suggests going to the pet store to get a new toy for Beatrice] What are you a wizard? A genius? Why didn't you tell me that before?

No, that's a bear in a, in a bee costume.

This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.

I didn't ask for your opinion. I asked for a toy that you don't have!

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