Stefan Vanderhoof quotes

When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place. I remember one guy had a bicycle reflector sewn onto one nipple.

If you're ever buying a shampoo sink go right to the Dutch. The French know nothing about shampooing.

We're gonna be in Philadelphia for 48 hours, how many tea services can you do?

So finally we bought out the chinese, not the entire nation, this one little chapter behind the wall here.

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