Best in Show

Best in Show quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 657)

Buck Laughlin
Max Berman
Meg Swan
Multiple Characters
Stefan Vanderhoof


I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts.


I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun.

If you're ever buying a shampoo sink go right to the Dutch. The French know nothing about shampooing.

No, that's a bear in a, in a bee costume.

Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?

So finally we bought out the chinese, not the entire nation, this one little chapter behind the wall here.

Thanks a lot, you stupid hotel manager!

That looks like a fast dog.

This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.

We're gonna be in Philadelphia for 48 hours, how many tea services can you do?

When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place. I remember one guy had a bicycle reflector sewn onto one nipple.