Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me quotes

52 total quotes (ID: 51)

Austin Powers
Deleted Scenes
Doctor Evil
Fat Bastard


Ow! You shot me, you a-hole!


I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs... Chili-i-i-i-i's Baby back ribs.

Mr. English Colonel, telling me to lose weight... Oh I'm a hard case he says, well listen up Sonny Jim, I ate a baby! Oh aye, baby! The other other white meat. Baby, it's what's for dinner!

First things first. Where's your shitter?! I've got a turtle head poking out!

Dr Evil, I'll make you a deal. You keep your mojo, you keep your money, but I get your baby. (Licks lips)

Oh, is that all the thanks I get for the night of hot sex? I'm dead sexy, you were crap!

Dr. Evil: [with coffee on his nose] Frau Farbissina, Wie geht es Ihnen? (How are you)
Frau: Sehr gut, Herr Doctor. (Very good, Doctor.)
Dr. Evil: How are things?
Frau: I have come to embrace the love that dare not speak its name. To my right is my lover. [reveals tough female] We met at the LPGA Tour. Her name is Unibrou. [Unibrou reveals her one-eyebrow]
Dr. Evil: Right on. Welcome Unibrou.
[Number Two looks around as if he thinks they're crazy]
Frau: Doctor, you, uh... [points to the nose]
Dr. Evil: What, what?
Frau: You've got a...little milk-nose...mustache.
Dr. Evil: [looks at himself in a mirror] I know, I know. I meant to. That's how we drink it in Belgium. It's called a Belgian Dip.

[Austin picks up a boiling pot, with a stool sample from Fat Bastard inside]
Austin: Cor blimey, Basil— this coffee smells like shit.
Basil: It is shit, Austin.
Austin: Oh good, then it's not just me. [he drinks and smacks his lips while everyone else there looks on with disgust] It's a bit nutty.

General Hawk: Sir, are you suggesting that we blow up the moon?
The President: Would you miss it?

Frau: You know I will never love another man.
Dr. Evil: ...Well, yes. That's true.

Felicity: What do you think of these, my man?
[Felicity exposes her breasts to the guard]
Guard: Mommy!
[Guard rushes foward and plunges to his death in hot magma]
Austin: What a... burn. [laughs]
Austin: That sort of thing could get a man... fired. [laughs]
Austin: I think he was... hot... for... you. [laughs]
Felicity: That's enough.
Austin: Yeah.

[Austin chases Dr. Evil who is wearing a space suit with helmet]
[Austin shoots and hits Dr. Evil in his thigh]
Austin: Gotcha!
[Dr.Evil sits up and switches on his speaker unit]
Dr.Evil: Owww! You shot me, you a-hole!
[Dr.Evil switches off his speaker unit]
Austin: And now I'm going to kill you!
[Dr.Evil switches on his speaker unit]
Dr.Evil: But before you do...
[Dr.Evil stands up and in a deep voice]
Dr.Evil: Know this. [pause]
Dr.Evil: Austin. [Heavy, Darth Vader style breathing/voice] I am your father.
Austin: Really?
Dr.Evil: [normal voice] No. Not really. I can't back that up.

(Frau shoots Austin's gun, Austin quickly drops his gun, Austin runs back to the main chamber to use the time machine)
Dr.Evil: (Without his speaker unit on. Mouths "Good work" to Frau.)
(Frau doesn't hear him)
Dr.Evil: (Still without his speaker unit on. Yells "Good work" to Frau, and is barely heard)
(Frau still doesn't hear him)
Dr.Evil: (Turns on his speaker unit.) (yells) Good work! (winces in pain at volume. Falls down)

Dr. Evil: [Dr. Evil and Scott are at the Jerry Springer Show] Hello, Scott. Daddy's back.
Scott: How could you do this to me? On national television?!
Dr. Evil: Well, throw me a frickin' bone here, Scott.
Scott: Why'd you run out on me?
Dr. Evil: Because you're not quite evil enough.
[audience starts "aw"ing]
Dr. Evil: [to audience] Well, it's true. [to Scott Evil] You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie. Not evil enough.
Man with white hood (Apparently a member of the Ku Klux Klan): What are you, some kinda freak?!
[audience laughing]:
Scott: [stands up] Shut up, you (bleep)!
Dr. Evil: OK, come on.
Man with white hood: [stands up, too] I'll kick your (bleep), punk.
Scott: Bring it on, you skanky (bleep)!
Dr. Evil: No one talks to my son like that. It's okay, Scott. (to man with white hood) You mother(bleep)! (stands up and attacks man with white hood)
(audience going crazy, as well as numerous bleeping, Jerry's bodyguards stopping the fighting people):
Dr. Evil: (yelling at man with white hood) You were born in your mother's (bleep)!
Audience: (chant) Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Fat Bastard: [Felicity kicks him in the crotch] Ohhh, right in the mummy-daddy button!"
Felicity: That's for calling me crap, ya fatty!
(Fat Bastard screams as he falls to the ground very hard)