Doctor Evil quotes

Fire the laser!

Mini-Me, stop humping the laser! Honest to God, why don't you and the giant laser get a fricking room, for Christ's sake?

The world is mine! The world is mine, ya (bleep)!

I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "Death Star".

Why make trillions when we can make billions?

Mini-Me, are you hungry? Something to eat? Not even a Hot Pocket? An Eggo?

We don't gnaw on our kitty. Leave Mi--no. Leave Mini Mr. Bigglesworth alone.

[to Scott] You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Mini-Me, you complete me.

Ow! You shot me, you a-hole!

(Spinning out of control on his chair) All I asked for was a fricking rotating chair, OK?! Okay, getting a little afraid. I need an old priest and a young priest. The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! Whoa, hello! Okay, sick as a dog now. (spits) Okay. Gonna vom...

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