Dr. Evil: [with coffee on his nose] Frau Farbissina, Wie geht es Ihnen? (How are you) Frau: Sehr gut, Herr Doctor. (Very good, Doctor.) Dr. Evil: How are things? Frau: I have come to embrace the love that dare not speak its name. To my right is my lover. [reveals tough female] We met at the LPGA Tour. Her name is Unibrou. [Unibrou reveals her one-eyebrow] Dr. Evil: Right on. Welcome Unibrou. [Number Two looks around as if he thinks they're crazy] Frau: Doctor, you, uh... [points to the nose] Dr. Evil: What, what? Frau : You've got a...little milk-nose...mustache. Dr. Evil : [looks at himself in a mirror] I know, I know. I meant to. That's how we drink it in Belgium. It's called a Belgian Dip.

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