Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery quotes

81 total quotes

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Multiple Characters

View Quote [Austin is being choked out by Random Task; Vanessa tosses him the penis pump] Honestly...it's not mine...!

View Quote Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?

View Quote [to Vanessa] I think you're shagedelic, baby! You're switched on! You're smashing! You're a bit of alright!

View Quote Computer voice: Evacuation com--
[Austin continues to urinate; stops]
Computer voice: Evacuation com--
[Austin continues urinating; stops again]
Computer voice: Evacuation com--
[Austin continues; then stops]
Computer voice: Com--
[Tinkle]
Computer voice: Com--
[Tinkle]
Computer voice: Com--
[Tinkle]
Computer voice: Com--
[Tinkle]
Computer voice: Com--
[Tinkle; slight pause]
Computer voice: Evacuation com--
[Austin continues urination; Basil looks on bewildered]

View Quote Au contraire, baby, you can't resist me.

View Quote Open the frickin' door!

View Quote I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. [taps crotch] Hello? Are you awake?

View Quote [Entering the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers' Club] This is my happening and it freaks me out!

View Quote Yeah, baby, yeah!

View Quote [Filling out a form] Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes, please!

View Quote It's freedom, baby, yeah!

View Quote Scott Evil: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, like his old man.

View Quote Scott Evil: I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!
Dr. Evil: Oh Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly.

View Quote That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!

View Quote Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?