Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery quotes

81 total quotes

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Multiple Characters

View Quote There's nothing quite as pathetic as an aging hipster.

View Quote Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins.

View Quote Austin Powers... Danger's my middle name.

View Quote Frau Farbissina: Send in the femBOTS!

View Quote Vanessa Kensington: [Referring to events Austin missed over the past thirty years] Thirty years of political and social upheaval. The fall of the Berlin Wall, a female Prime Minister of England, the abolishment of apartheid, a fascinating tapestry of human strum and drang.
Austin Powers: Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. Women loved him, man. I didn't see that one coming.

View Quote Alotta ****ina: Care for some sake?
Austin Powers: Sake it to me baby!

View Quote Well, no offense, but if that is a woman, it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!

View Quote Number Two: My name is Number Two and this is Alotta ****ina.
Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta ****ina: Alotta ****ina
Austin Powers: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it, it sounds like you said your name was a lot of um... never mind!

View Quote [about Alotta ****ina] She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.

View Quote Countdown Man: [Monotone despite the destruction of Dr. Evil's base around him] _______ Seconds and counting...

View Quote I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit. They were insolent.

View Quote Finally, we come to my number-two man. His name? Number Two.

View Quote One more peep out of you and you're grounded, Mister, and I am not joking. Let's begin.

View Quote Austin Powers: What exactly do you do, Mr. Number Two?
Number Two: That's my business. Now if you'll excuse, I have to go to the little boys' room.

View Quote Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes, Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.