Austin Powers quotes

My God, Vanessa's got a fantastic body... and I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell her that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner-monologue? [beat] I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.

Allow myself to introduce... myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.

Austin Powers... Danger's my middle name.

Groovy, baby!

Let me ask you a question, and be honest — do I make you randy, baby?!

Yeah, baby, yeah!

Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?

How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's-your-father!

Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin, deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass, deceased, ham sandwich.

I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. [taps crotch] Hello? Are you awake?

That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!

Well, no offense, but if that is a woman, it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!

[about Alotta Fagina] She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.

[Filling out a form] Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes, please!

[Entering the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers' Club] This is my happening and it freaks me out!

Au contraire, baby, you can't resist me.

That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!

Do I make you horny? Do I make you randy, baby, yeah, do I?

[to Vanessa] I think you're shagedelic, baby! You're switched on! You're smashing! You're a bit of alright!

It's freedom, baby, yeah!

Smashing, baby!

[Vanessa catches Austin in his underwear] Wait, Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jumblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding, that thing, and then I'm in my knickers here and... [exhales]

Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.

It's time to swing, baby.

[Austin tries to resist to Fembots] Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers. [One of the fembots stands over him and opens her legs] Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

[Austin Powers sees a man sitting in the corner of the restroom] Excuse me, but you didn't happen to see... [Austin looks at the man and sees that he is blind] ...anything at all.

[Austin is being choked out by Random Task; Vanessa tosses him the penis pump] Honestly...it's not mine...!

[After watching an informational video to catch up with the times] And I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming, no!

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