Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery quotes

81 total quotes

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Multiple Characters

View Quote Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.

View Quote Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott Evil: You always do that!

View Quote Smashing, baby!

View Quote It's time to swing, baby.

View Quote [After watching an informational video to catch up with the times] And I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming, no!

View Quote [Austin Powers sees a man sitting in the corner of the restroom] Excuse me, but you didn't happen to see... [Austin looks at the man and sees that he is blind] ...anything at all.