Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery quotes
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Doctor Evil
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Alotta ****ina: How dare you break wind before me.
Austin Powers: I'm sorry I didn't realize it was your turn.
Austin Powers: I'm sorry I didn't realize it was your turn.
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Scott Evil: Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.
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That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
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Austin Powers: Hey! There you are!
Tourist: Hi... do I know you?
Austin Powers: No, but that's where you are! You're there!
Tourist: Hi... do I know you?
Austin Powers: No, but that's where you are! You're there!
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That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!
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Alotta ****ina: In Japan, men come first and women come second.
Austin Powers: Or sometimes not at all.
Austin Powers: Or sometimes not at all.
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Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
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Cowboy: [Looking at the man that Austin Powers had drowned and left in the toilet] Jesus Christ boy! What did you eat?
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Cowboy: Whoo! That is one crazy get-up, mister... Are you in the show?
Austin Powers: No, actually, I'm English.
Cowboy: Oh... sorry.
Austin Powers: No, actually, I'm English.
Cowboy: Oh... sorry.
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Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy... cat.
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy... cat.
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Groovy, baby!
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Throw me a frickin' bone here!
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Scottie's on fire...
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Dr. Evil: Scotty, Don't you want to see what Daddy does for a living?
Scott: Blow me...
Dr. Evil: What did you say?
Scott: Show me.
Scott: Blow me...
Dr. Evil: What did you say?
Scott: Show me.
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Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin, deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass, deceased, ham sandwich.