Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes
71 total quotesFoxxy Cleopatra
Goldmember
Multiple Characters
Nigel Powers
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[After seeing that Mini-Me has switched sides] Mini-Me?
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[After Nigel tells a flashback about himself] Very interesting, Mr. Powers. Of course, we will have to wait after we see the facts. Daddy! [Hugs Nigel]
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[deleted scene where Dr Evil is stroking mr Bigglesworth] I like holding my kitty. Its like holding somebody's ass.
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Only a bloody Dutchman!
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Nigel: Do you know who I am?
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Henchman: [nods]
Nigel: Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?
Henchman: [nods again]
Nigel: I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?Go on son.
[henchman falls down]
If you've got an issue, here's your tissue.
Nigel: Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?
Henchman: [nods again]
Nigel: I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?Go on son.
[henchman falls down]
If you've got an issue, here's your tissue.
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[to Mini-Me about having large penis] My God, you're a tripod!
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I love g-o-o-o-ld! The look of it! The shmell of it! The tashte of it! The texture!
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Hey, everybody! I'm from Holland! Isn't that veird?
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[After key is lost] Luckily I keep a shpare.
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Look everyone! My vinky vas a key!
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Shmoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a shigarette? No, alright. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz?
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[Pulling a piece of skin off himself] Oh yesh, yesh, yesh, thish is a keeper!
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May I preshent to you, the very sexual, the very toit, Austin Power's fahza!
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And that'sh the vay, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it! [mutters] KC and the Sunshine Band.