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Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

71 total quotes

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Fat Bastard
Foxxy Cleopatra
Goldmember
Multiple Characters
Nigel Powers




View Quote Nice to mole you--meet you! Nice to meet your mole!
View Quote [After making Fem-bot!Britney's head explode] Oops, I did it again, baby. Yeah!
View Quote Very Shaggadelic baby, yeah!
View Quote What the--? Hey, hey stop that! Bad Mini-Me! No humping! [squirts water at Mini Me]
View Quote [Hanging from Dr. Evil's recently pulled down pants] Hey, Dr. Evil, I used to think you're crazy, but now I can see your nuts. [To audience] I thank you.
View Quote [after trying to convince #3 that he didn't need to talk about the mole] Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to the talk about the bloody mole that's winking me in the face! I want to cut it off chop it up and make it into guacamole!
View Quote [seeing Mini-Me with a knife (which he was using to open a letter)] Assassin! [kicks Mini-Me across the room]
View Quote [Walks in place] We're going to see the twins!!
View Quote [to Dr.Evil] You know, Dr. Evil, I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your [you're] nuts! A'thank you!
View Quote I'm sorry, you want ice cream?
View Quote [after seeing Number 3's mole] A-buh.
View Quote Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to my new submarine lair. It's long and hard and full of seamen.
View Quote Yeah Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch okay perv-boy.
View Quote Okay, its getting crowded in here so everybody out! Not you Scotty, not you Number 2, not you Frau, not you Goldmember, not you guys back there, not you henchmen holding wrench, not you henchmen arbitrarilly turning knobs making it look like you're doing something...[Turns and stares at Mini-me]
View Quote [After seeing Scott balding] Whoa!