Austin Powers quotes

Mo-o-o-o-le.

Nice to mole you--meet you! Nice to meet your mole!

[After making Fem-bot!Britney's head explode] Oops, I did it again, baby. Yeah!

Very Shaggadelic baby, yeah!

What the--? Hey, hey stop that! Bad Mini-Me! No humping! [squirts water at Mini Me]

[Hanging from Dr. Evil's recently pulled down pants] Hey, Dr. Evil, I used to think you're crazy, but now I can see your nuts. [To audience] I thank you.

[after trying to convince #3 that he didn't need to talk about the mole] Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to the talk about the bloody mole that's winking me in the face! I want to cut it off chop it up and make it into guacamole!

[seeing Mini-Me with a knife (which he was using to open a letter)] Assassin! [kicks Mini-Me across the room]

[Walks in place] We're going to see the twins!!

[to Dr.Evil] You know, Dr. Evil, I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your [you're] nuts! A'thank you!

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