Nigel Powers quotes

Only a bloody Dutchman!

There's only two things I can't stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Nigel: Do you know who I am?

Henchman: [nods]
Nigel: Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?
Henchman: [nods again]
Nigel: I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?Go on son.
[henchman falls down]
If you've got an issue, here's your tissue.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

[to Mini-Me about having large penis] My God, you're a tripod!

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