Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

71 total quotes (ID: 52)

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Fat Bastard
Foxxy Cleopatra
Goldmember
Multiple Characters
Nigel Powers


One billion, gajillion, fafillion... shabadylu...mil...shabady......uh, yen.


I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a whole lotta woman!

[When hitting someone] Shazam!

[When confused or perplexed] Say What?

Well, all I know is, mama only got a taste of honey. But she wanted the whole beehive.

There's only two things I can't stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

I must shay, you look toit. Toit, like a tiger. I can tell by your toit pantsh.

[to Dr.Evil] Yesh! Yesh! You look like a macho man! [mutters] Village People.

[Hanging from a wire] Isn't this magical, one of my wires broke.

But I had to shed some extra skin.

Aw, Jesus Christ! This diapers making my nuts rub together! It's gonna start a fire!

Goldmember: Breaker-breaker one-niner, this is Goldie Wang. Over.
Dr. Evil: Ten-four there, Goldie Wang. This is Rubber Duckie. What's your ten-twenty? Over.
Goldmember: I've got Preparation H in my rear and Smokey the Bear on my back door. We got us a convoy. Over.
Dr. Evil: Yee-haw! Copy that, you son of a bitch, pile of monkey nuts.

Austin: Listen, dad, if you are are going to say naughty things in front of these American girls then at least speak English English.
[Nigel looks back at girls] Nigel: All right, my son: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China. (Subtitle: I was about to make love to this pretty girl.)
Austin: Are you telling a bunch pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur? (Is this true? If you were aroused, why didn't you pleasure yourself?)
Nigel: What, billy no mates? (What, alone?)
Austin: Too right, youth. (Indeed.)
Nigel: Don't you remember the crimbo din-din we had with the grotty Scots bint? (Remember Christmas dinner with the Scottish girl?)
Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens! (The insane one?)
Nigel: Yeah, yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer what lived up the apples and pears! (She was the wife of the dancer who lived upstairs.)
Austin: She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and... (A lawyer who became a policeman in a truck) [complete gibberish] (????????)...
Austin & Nigel: --tea kettle!
Nigel: And then, and then--
Austin & Nigel: She shat on a turtle!

Mo-o-o-o-le.