American Beauty quotes

97 total quotes

View Quote Well the new me whacks off when he feels horny.

View Quote I will sell this house today, I will sell this house today...

View Quote [To Jane] Honey, I'm so proud of you. I watched you very closely, and you didn't screw up once!

View Quote Ricky: It's like God's looking right at you, just for a second, and if you're careful you can look right back.
Jane: And what do you see?
Ricky: Beauty.

View Quote There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man. There's plenty of joy in my life.

View Quote It would be nice if I was nearly as important to him as she is...

View Quote I didn't mean to scare you. I just think you're interesting.

View Quote Ricky: I was filming this dead bird.
Angela: Why?
Ricky: Because it's beautiful.

View Quote [Answering Ricky's question if she wants him to kill Lester] Yeah. Would you?

View Quote [To Angela on Jane] She's not your friend. She's just someone you use to feel good about yourself.

View Quote Lester: You don't think it's kinda weird & fascist?
Carolyn: Possibly, but you don't want to be unemployed.
Lester: Oh well, alright, let's all sell our souls and work for Satan because it's more convenient that way.

View Quote Jane: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
Angela: You're way too uptight about sex.
Jane: Just don't **** my dad, all right? Please?
Angela: Why not?

View Quote [To Lester] What do you expect? You can't just suddenly become my best friend because you've had a bad day! I mean, come on...you've barely spoken to me for months.

View Quote Jane: [On Lester] Could he be any more pathetic?
Angela: I think it's sweet. And I think he and your mother have not had sex in a long time.

View Quote I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious.