Jane Burnham quotes

I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts every time I bring a girlfriend home from school.

I know you think my dad's harmless, but you're wrong.

[Answering Ricky's question if she wants him to kill Lester] Yeah. Would you?

Well...now I too need structure. And ****ing discipline!

Look mom, I really don't feel like having a Kodak moment here, okay?

Well then, I guess I'm not a very nice girl then, am I?

[To Lester] What do you expect? You can't just suddenly become my best friend because you've had a bad day! I mean, come on...you've barely spoken to me for months.

Dad! You stare at her all the time! Like you're drunk! It's disgusting!

It would be nice if I was nearly as important to him as she is...

Mom, do we ALWAYS have to listen to this elavator music?

Then so am I! And we'll always be freaks and we'll never be like other people and you'll never be a freak because you're just too... perfect.

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