Carolyn Burnham quotes

[To Jane] Honey, I'm so proud of you. I watched you very closely, and you didn't screw up once!

You cannot count on anyone except yourself.

You ungrateful little brat! Just look at everything you have. When I was your age, we... lived in a duplex! We didn't even have our own house!

I will sell this house today, I will sell this house today...

This is not just a couch. This is a $4000 sofa upholstered in Italian silk!

[To Lester] Honey, don't be weird!

I see you're smoking pot now! I'm so glad. I think using illegal psychotropic substances is a very positive example to set for our daughter.

There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man. There's plenty of joy in my life.

[to Buddy King] **** me, your majesty!

I refuse to be a victim!

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