American Beauty quotes

97 total quotes

View Quote This is not just a couch. This is a $4000 sofa upholstered in Italian silk!

View Quote Well...now I too need structure. And ****ing discipline!

View Quote [After Angela touches his muscles] You like muscles.

View Quote [To Lester after admitting her virginity] I still want to do it! I just...thought you should know in case you wondered why I wasn't...you know...better.

View Quote Look at me, jerking off in the shower — this will be the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here.

View Quote Man, oh man. Man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man. * [Last Words]

View Quote I refuse to be a victim!

View Quote You ungrateful little brat! Just look at everything you have. When I was your age, we... lived in a duplex! We didn't even have our own house!

View Quote I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose.

View Quote In order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times.

View Quote [to Buddy King] **** me, your majesty!

View Quote You're one to talk, you bloodless, money-grubbing freak.

View Quote If people I don't even know look at me and want to **** me, it means I really have a shot at being a model.

View Quote Jane: [Referring to Lester] He has this crush on my friend Angela and it's disgusting.
Ricky: You'd rather he had the crush on you?
Jane: No! But it would be nice if I was anywhere near as important to him as she is...

View Quote I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts every time I bring a girlfriend home from school.