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54 total quotes (ID: 780)

Bartleby Gaines
Ben Lewis
Freaky Guy
Sherman Schrader

I had it all planned! It was perfect B, perfect! And no it's nothing! Nada! It's a goose egg! (Goes over to a table and drinks a whole glass of wine) College is for pussies!

I'm gonna go enjoy my wad now, okay?

This kitchen is bitchin'.

Some political crap, I got a 0 on my SAT's!

Want a Glen Wad?

I want to learn how to blow shit up with my mind

[asking his friends to think up of classes they can offer]
Bartleby: Alright, Schrader. What about you?
Schrader: Well, B, I'm glad you asked that, actually, cuz since we're going to prison, I want to learn how to carve a shank out of my toothbrush.

Oh look, there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pelfann. [yells to Sarah] You broke my heart!

[dressed in a hotdog costume, chasing after a student] Hey, ask me about my wiener!

That's a G, I use to play in a Cranberry's tribute band. We disbanded.

Sure, in "human" dollars.

I need a rabbi in here to bless these chickens. Tomorrow, we're going kosher.

This place is awesome, now I can finally get hepatitis.

[holding a strawberry] What are you!

You date Monica Morlan? I think about her while I masturbate.