Accepted quotes

54 total quotes

View Quote [holding a strawberry] What are you!

View Quote Later!

View Quote [looking at the mascot] A sandwich? Oh, you're the SHIT sandwiches!

View Quote [after being inducted into the brotherhood] Yes! Yes! I want it! I want everything you guys have! I want Lilac shirts! I want visors kinda tilted to the side with hair gel coming out of it! [points to Gwynn] I want to have sex with girls that look like this!

View Quote Some political crap, I got a 0 on my SAT's!

View Quote [student runs out of school, throwing his papers in the air]
Student: [estactic] I got into Princeton!
Schrader: Hey, I think that guy got into Princeton.
Bartleby: [rolls eyes] Oh really? What makes you say that?

View Quote [dressed in a hotdog costume, chasing after a student] Hey, ask me about my wiener!

View Quote [A supposed dead body (mannequin) falls from the ceiling. Schrader screams in an extremely high-pitched tone]
Bartleby: [stares in disbelief at Schrader] Schrader, what the hell was that?!
Schrader: Well that's embarrasing.
Bartleby: Are you kidding?
Schrader: It would be really cool if you guys didn't tell people I scream like that.

View Quote We could have a Battle Royale!

View Quote [blows up Dean Van Horne's car] I told ya.

View Quote This kitchen is bitchin'.

View Quote I may be a total idiot but that doesn't mean i can't vote democrat

View Quote I'm gonna go enjoy my wad now, okay?

View Quote Battle Royale!

View Quote Oh look, there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pelfann. [yells to Sarah] You broke my heart!