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54 total quotes (ID: 780)

Bartleby Gaines
Ben Lewis
Freaky Guy
Sherman Schrader

I want to learn how to blow shit up with my mind

Battle Royale!

Want a Glen Wad?

This kitchen is bitchin'.

Sure, in "human" dollars.

I'm gonna go enjoy my wad now, okay?

[asking his friends to think up of classes they can offer]
Bartleby: Alright, Schrader. What about you?
Schrader: Well, B, I'm glad you asked that, actually, cuz since we're going to prison, I want to learn how to carve a shank out of my toothbrush.

Some political crap, I got a 0 on my SAT's!

Oh look, there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pelfann. [yells to Sarah] You broke my heart!

That's a G, I use to play in a Cranberry's tribute band. We disbanded.

You date Monica Morlan? I think about her while I masturbate.

I need a rabbi in here to bless these chickens. Tomorrow, we're going kosher.

[dressed in a hotdog costume, chasing after a student] Hey, ask me about my wiener!

I may be a total idiot but that doesn't mean i can't vote democrat

This place is awesome, now I can finally get hepatitis.