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Bartleby Gaines
Ben Lewis
Freaky Guy
Glen
Rory
Sherman Schrader




View Quote An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.
View Quote What is education? It's paying attention, it's opening yourself up to this great big ball of shit that we call life, and what's the worst thing that can happen? You get bit in the ass! Well let me tell you, my ass looks like hamburger meat, but I can still sit down!
View Quote Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!
View Quote [when Hoyt Ambrose comes to talk to him] Let me guess, you want me to sign a petition banning minorities from your yacht club. No?
View Quote Listen guys, there are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college. Albert Einstein. You know? Pocahontas never went to college. Corey Feldman and Corey Haim; they had a great run. Both Lewis and Clark. Suzanne Somers. Bono.
View Quote Want a Glen Wad?
View Quote I had it all planned! It was perfect B, perfect! And no it's nothing! Nada! It's a goose egg! (Goes over to a table and drinks a whole glass of wine) College is for pussies!
View Quote Sure, in "human" dollars.
View Quote I don't want to be alone in here when the walls start to bleed.
View Quote I hope you guys have hobo stab insurance.
View Quote I got fired by making a shrimp slushy. (Was asked why he did that) I was hungry and thristy at the same time.
View Quote I want to learn how to blow shit up with my mind
View Quote Holy balls.
View Quote You date Monica Morlan? I think about her while I masturbate.
View Quote [when locked out of SHIT] Is this a test?