Sherman Schrader quotes

I may be a total idiot but that doesn't mean i can't vote democrat

Legacy!

This place is awesome, now I can finally get hepatitis.

Oh yeah, I do actually. I carry around a list with me at all times of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.

I don't want to be alone in here when the walls start to bleed.

[looking at the mascot] A sandwich? Oh, you're the SHIT sandwiches!

You date Monica Morlan? I think about her while I masturbate.

(on the idea of South Harmon) Let's start this fake college. Then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. It's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.

I hope you guys have hobo stab insurance.

[screams loudly and high-pitched] It would be really cool if you guys didn't tell anyone I scream like that.

[after being inducted into the brotherhood] Yes! Yes! I want it! I want everything you guys have! I want Lilac shirts! I want visors kinda tilted to the side with hair gel coming out of it! [points to Gwynn] I want to have sex with girls that look like this!

The "Roaring Twenties" is BKE's biggest party of the year and we're recreating the scene from "The Untouchables" where Hoyt, as Bobby De Niro, crushes my skull with a baseball bat.

[referring to the abandoned asylum] Great, the birthplace of crack.

That's a G chord..um, I use to play in a Cranberry's tribute band. We disbanded.

[dressed in a hotdog costume, chasing after a student] Hey, ask me about my wiener!

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