Glen quotes

[holding a strawberry] What are you!

An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.

Want a Glen Wad?

Sure, in "human" dollars.

This kitchen is bitchin'.

Battle Royale!

We could have a Battle Royale!

I got fired by making a shrimp slushy. (Was asked why he did that) I was hungry and thristy at the same time.

I need a rabbi in here to bless these chickens. Tomorrow, we're going kosher.

Some political crap, I got a 0 on my SAT's!

Holy balls.

Oh look, there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pelfann. [yells to Sarah] You broke my heart!

Later!

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