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View Quote I need a rabbi in here to bless these chickens. Tomorrow, we're going kosher.

View Quote [asking his friends to think up of classes they can offer]
Bartleby: Alright, Schrader. What about you?
Schrader: Well, B, I'm glad you asked that, actually, cuz since we're going to prison, I want to learn how to carve a shank out of my toothbrush.

View Quote This place is awesome, now I can finally get hepatitis.

View Quote [referring to the abandoned asylum] Great, the birthplace of crack.

View Quote [screams loudly and high-pitched] It would be really cool if you guys didn't tell anyone I scream like that.

View Quote That's a G chord..um, I use to play in a Cranberry's tribute band. We disbanded.

View Quote The "Roaring Twenties" is BKE's biggest party of the year and we're recreating the scene from "The Untouchables" where Hoyt, as Bobby De Niro, crushes my skull with a baseball bat.

View Quote Legacy!

View Quote Oh yeah, I do actually. I carry around a list with me at all times of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.