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[last lines, before end credits; The light changes to green and before they can move, a red car with tinted windows zooms past them. They take notice and smile at each other. Nick puts on his shades and turns on the siren. Judy hits the pedal and they chase after the car. They manage to pull over the speeding motorist, and walk up to the car.]
Judy: Sir, you were going 115 miles per hour, I hope you have a good explanation.
[The window rolls down revealing Flash, looking at them nervously, and Judy is shocked.]
Nick: [surprised, removes his shades] Flash, Flash, Hundred-Yard-Dash!
Flash: [slowly smiles sheepishly] Nick!
Judy: Sir, you were going 115 miles per hour, I hope you have a good explanation.
[The window rolls down revealing Flash, looking at them nervously, and Judy is shocked.]
Nick: [surprised, removes his shades] Flash, Flash, Hundred-Yard-Dash!
Flash: [slowly smiles sheepishly] Nick!
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[Mr. Big, a crime boss arctic shrew, is interrogating Nick after two polar bears brought him and Judy to his home.]
Mr. Big: [speaking in a Vito-Corleone-style voice] You come here unannounced on the day my daughter is to be married.
Nick: Well, actually, we were brought here against our will, so... [laughs nervously; Mr. Big gives him a look] Point is, I, I did not know that it was your car, and I certainly did not know about your daughter's wedding.
Mr. Big: I trusted you, Nicky. I welcomed you into my home. We broke bread together. Grandmama made you a cannoli. And how did you repay my generosity? With a rug, made from the butt of a skunk. A skunk butt rug. You disrespected me. You disrespected my Grandmama, whom I buried in that skunk butt rug. [Koslov crosses his chest in prayer.] I told you to never to show your face here again, but here you are, snooping around with this... [to Judy] What are you, a performer? What's with the costume?
Judy: Sir, I am a co-
Nick: Mime! She is a mime! This mime cannot speak! You can't speak if you're a mime.
Judy: No, I am a cop. [Nick sighs; Judy shows the Otterton picture] And I'm on the Emmitt Otterton case, and my evidence puts him in your car! So intimidate me all you want, I'm gonna find out what you did to that otter if it's the last thing I do.
Mr. Big: Then I have only one request: Say hello to Grandmama. [to the polar bears] Ice 'em!
[The polar bears grab Judy and Nick.]
Nick: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't see nothing! I'm not saying nothing!
Mr. Big: And you never will.
Nick: Please!
Judy: Put me down! [the polar bears open a trap door, revealing an ice water pit below and dangle Judy and Nick]
Nick: No, no, no, no, no! If you're mad at me about the rug, I've got more rugs!
Fru Fru: [enters the room in a wedding dress] Oh, Daddy! It's time for our dance! [sees the polar bears, holding Judy and Nick above the pit; upset] Uh! What did we say? No icing anyone at my wedding!
Mr. Big: I have to baby, Daddy has to. Ice 'em! [the polar bears prepare to lower Judy and Nick]
Nick: No, no, no!
Fru Fru: Wait. Wait! [the polar bears stop again] She's the bunny that saved my life yesterday! From that giant donut!
Mr. Big: This bunny?
Fru Fru: Yeah! [waves to Judy] Hi!
Judy: Hi. I love your dress!
Fru Fru: Aw... Thank you!
Mr. Big: Hm. Put 'em down. [the polar bears close the trap door and put Judy and Nick down; to Judy] You have done me a great service. I will help you find the otter. I will take your kindness and pay it forward. [Judy leans forward and Mr. Big kisses Judy on both cheeks. Nick looks at them dumbfounded]
Mr. Big: [speaking in a Vito-Corleone-style voice] You come here unannounced on the day my daughter is to be married.
Nick: Well, actually, we were brought here against our will, so... [laughs nervously; Mr. Big gives him a look] Point is, I, I did not know that it was your car, and I certainly did not know about your daughter's wedding.
Mr. Big: I trusted you, Nicky. I welcomed you into my home. We broke bread together. Grandmama made you a cannoli. And how did you repay my generosity? With a rug, made from the butt of a skunk. A skunk butt rug. You disrespected me. You disrespected my Grandmama, whom I buried in that skunk butt rug. [Koslov crosses his chest in prayer.] I told you to never to show your face here again, but here you are, snooping around with this... [to Judy] What are you, a performer? What's with the costume?
Judy: Sir, I am a co-
Nick: Mime! She is a mime! This mime cannot speak! You can't speak if you're a mime.
Judy: No, I am a cop. [Nick sighs; Judy shows the Otterton picture] And I'm on the Emmitt Otterton case, and my evidence puts him in your car! So intimidate me all you want, I'm gonna find out what you did to that otter if it's the last thing I do.
Mr. Big: Then I have only one request: Say hello to Grandmama. [to the polar bears] Ice 'em!
[The polar bears grab Judy and Nick.]
Nick: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't see nothing! I'm not saying nothing!
Mr. Big: And you never will.
Nick: Please!
Judy: Put me down! [the polar bears open a trap door, revealing an ice water pit below and dangle Judy and Nick]
Nick: No, no, no, no, no! If you're mad at me about the rug, I've got more rugs!
Fru Fru: [enters the room in a wedding dress] Oh, Daddy! It's time for our dance! [sees the polar bears, holding Judy and Nick above the pit; upset] Uh! What did we say? No icing anyone at my wedding!
Mr. Big: I have to baby, Daddy has to. Ice 'em! [the polar bears prepare to lower Judy and Nick]
Nick: No, no, no!
Fru Fru: Wait. Wait! [the polar bears stop again] She's the bunny that saved my life yesterday! From that giant donut!
Mr. Big: This bunny?
Fru Fru: Yeah! [waves to Judy] Hi!
Judy: Hi. I love your dress!
Fru Fru: Aw... Thank you!
Mr. Big: Hm. Put 'em down. [the polar bears close the trap door and put Judy and Nick down; to Judy] You have done me a great service. I will help you find the otter. I will take your kindness and pay it forward. [Judy leans forward and Mr. Big kisses Judy on both cheeks. Nick looks at them dumbfounded]
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[Nick is finishing telling Judy his story of how he was bullied by prey junior ranger scout kids as a kid.]
Nick: I learned two things that day. One: I was never gonna let anyone see that they got to me.
Judy: And two?
Nick: If the world's only gonna see a fox as shifty and untrustworthy, there's no point trying to be anything else.
Judy: [Comfortingly] Nick, you are so much more than that. [puts her paw on Nick's arm, who becomes uncomfortable and quickly changes the subject]
Nick: Boy, look at that traffic down there. How about we go up to Chuck in traffic central? Chuck, how’re things looking on the jam-cams?
Judy: Nick, I’m glad you told me.
Nick: The jam-cams.
Nick: I learned two things that day. One: I was never gonna let anyone see that they got to me.
Judy: And two?
Nick: If the world's only gonna see a fox as shifty and untrustworthy, there's no point trying to be anything else.
Judy: [Comfortingly] Nick, you are so much more than that. [puts her paw on Nick's arm, who becomes uncomfortable and quickly changes the subject]
Nick: Boy, look at that traffic down there. How about we go up to Chuck in traffic central? Chuck, how’re things looking on the jam-cams?
Judy: Nick, I’m glad you told me.
Nick: The jam-cams.
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[The next day, Judy is doing her meter maid duty again. A parking meter goes off and she puts a ticket on a car. A moose is angry.]
Moose: [grunts angrily] I was 30 SECONDS OVER!
[Another parking meter expired and Judy puts a ticket on a tiny car]
Mouse: Ugh! Yeah, you're a real hero, lady.
[Another parking meter goes off and Judy puts another ticket on another car.]
Hippo kid: My mommy says she wishes you were dead.
Offscreen angry driver: Uncool, rabbit! My tax dollars pay your salary! [Judy, bummed, goes inside her car and bangs her head on the steering wheel.]
Judy: I am a real cop. I am a real cop. I am a real cop. I am a real cop.
Moose: [grunts angrily] I was 30 SECONDS OVER!
[Another parking meter expired and Judy puts a ticket on a tiny car]
Mouse: Ugh! Yeah, you're a real hero, lady.
[Another parking meter goes off and Judy puts another ticket on another car.]
Hippo kid: My mommy says she wishes you were dead.
Offscreen angry driver: Uncool, rabbit! My tax dollars pay your salary! [Judy, bummed, goes inside her car and bangs her head on the steering wheel.]
Judy: I am a real cop. I am a real cop. I am a real cop. I am a real cop.
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[when Judy and Nick are at the Cliffside Asylum, eavesdropping a conversation between Mayor Lionheart and Dr. Madge Honey Badger]
Leodore Lionheart: Enough! I don't want excuses, doctor! I want answers!
Badger Doctor: Mayor Lionheart, please. We're doing everything we can.
Leodore Lionheart: Really? Because I've got a dozen and a half animals in here who'd gone off-the-rails crazy, and you can't tell me why! Now, I'd call that awfully far from "doing everything"!
Badger Doctor: Sir, it might be time to consider their biology.
Leodore Lionheart: What? What do you mean, biology?
Badger Doctor: The only animals going savage are predators. We cannot keep it a secret, we need to come forward!
Leodore Lionheart: [ironically] Hmmm. Great idea. Tell the public. And how do you think they're gonna feel about their mayor... [yells angrily] WHO IS A LION?! I'LL BE RUINED!!
Badger Doctor: Well, what does Chief Bogo say?
Leodore Lionheart: Chief Bogo doesn't know and we are going to keep it that way.
Leodore Lionheart: Enough! I don't want excuses, doctor! I want answers!
Badger Doctor: Mayor Lionheart, please. We're doing everything we can.
Leodore Lionheart: Really? Because I've got a dozen and a half animals in here who'd gone off-the-rails crazy, and you can't tell me why! Now, I'd call that awfully far from "doing everything"!
Badger Doctor: Sir, it might be time to consider their biology.
Leodore Lionheart: What? What do you mean, biology?
Badger Doctor: The only animals going savage are predators. We cannot keep it a secret, we need to come forward!
Leodore Lionheart: [ironically] Hmmm. Great idea. Tell the public. And how do you think they're gonna feel about their mayor... [yells angrily] WHO IS A LION?! I'LL BE RUINED!!
Badger Doctor: Well, what does Chief Bogo say?
Leodore Lionheart: Chief Bogo doesn't know and we are going to keep it that way.
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[Young Gideon is bullying a young lamb and her friends, trying to take her tickets.]
Young Gideon: Give me your tickets right now, or I'm gonna kick your meek little sheep butt! [shoves Sharla]
Sharla: Ow! Cut it out, Gideon!
Young Gideon: Baa-Baa! [takes the tickets] What are you gonna do, cry?
[Young Judy approaches in her police costume.]
Young Judy: Hey! You heard her, cut it out!
Young Gideon: Nice costume, loser! What crazy world are you living in where you think a bunny could be a cop?
Young Judy: [unfazed] Kindly return my friend's tickets!
Young Gideon: Come get 'em! But watch out, 'cause I'm a fox! And like you said in your dumb little stage play, us predators used to eat prey, and that killer instinct is still in our duh'nuh!
Travis: Uh, I'm pretty much sure it's pronounced "D-N-A".
Young Gideon: Don't tell me what I know, Travis!
Young Judy: You don't scare me, Gideon!
[Gideon shoves Judy onto the ground, knocking her police hat off her head.]
Young Gideon: You scared now?
Travis: Look at her nose twitch, she is scared!
Young Gideon: Cry, little baby bunny! Cry, cry... [Young Judy kicks him in the face, shocking everyone, Gideon feels his lips] Aw, you don't know when to quit, do you? [Young Gideon retracts his claws and slashes Young Judy's cheek leaving claw marks on it. Then he shoves her face in the dirt] I want you to remember this moment, the next time you think you'll ever be anything more than just a stupid carrot-farming dumb bunny!
[Young Gideon and Travis leave, high-fiving each other. The children rush to Judy]
Gareth: That looks bad.
Sharla: Are you okay, Judy?
Young Judy: Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. [holds out tickets] Here you go.
Sharla: Wow! You got our tickets back!
Gareth: You're awesome, Judy!
Sharla: Yeah, that Gideon Grey doesn't know what he's talking 'bout!
Young Judy: Well, he was right about one thing: [puts her police hat back on, as determination spreads across her face] I don't know when to quit!
Young Gideon: Give me your tickets right now, or I'm gonna kick your meek little sheep butt! [shoves Sharla]
Sharla: Ow! Cut it out, Gideon!
Young Gideon: Baa-Baa! [takes the tickets] What are you gonna do, cry?
[Young Judy approaches in her police costume.]
Young Judy: Hey! You heard her, cut it out!
Young Gideon: Nice costume, loser! What crazy world are you living in where you think a bunny could be a cop?
Young Judy: [unfazed] Kindly return my friend's tickets!
Young Gideon: Come get 'em! But watch out, 'cause I'm a fox! And like you said in your dumb little stage play, us predators used to eat prey, and that killer instinct is still in our duh'nuh!
Travis: Uh, I'm pretty much sure it's pronounced "D-N-A".
Young Gideon: Don't tell me what I know, Travis!
Young Judy: You don't scare me, Gideon!
[Gideon shoves Judy onto the ground, knocking her police hat off her head.]
Young Gideon: You scared now?
Travis: Look at her nose twitch, she is scared!
Young Gideon: Cry, little baby bunny! Cry, cry... [Young Judy kicks him in the face, shocking everyone, Gideon feels his lips] Aw, you don't know when to quit, do you? [Young Gideon retracts his claws and slashes Young Judy's cheek leaving claw marks on it. Then he shoves her face in the dirt] I want you to remember this moment, the next time you think you'll ever be anything more than just a stupid carrot-farming dumb bunny!
[Young Gideon and Travis leave, high-fiving each other. The children rush to Judy]
Gareth: That looks bad.
Sharla: Are you okay, Judy?
Young Judy: Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. [holds out tickets] Here you go.
Sharla: Wow! You got our tickets back!
Gareth: You're awesome, Judy!
Sharla: Yeah, that Gideon Grey doesn't know what he's talking 'bout!
Young Judy: Well, he was right about one thing: [puts her police hat back on, as determination spreads across her face] I don't know when to quit!