A Andre
[as police arrive]
Look out the window. That is a lotta ****in' cops. C'mon, let's go get a couple.
A Andre
Why- how are you done?
C Cal
Andre, you're done.
A Andre
I'm not- I don't- I'm not done.
C Cal
It's all right, we'll just... would you rather get shot by the cops, or, by yourself?
A Andre
Guess you're right.
C Cal
You guess or you know?
A Andre
I know. You're right.
C Cal
[After loading their weapons, Andre and Cal kneel side by side.]
One, two-
A Andre
Wait. I can't do it. I just can't do it.
C Cal
You don't have to think about it.
A Andre
[They argue for a few minutes, then agree to fire upon counting to three.]
One, two, three-
[Andre and Cal fire, one just after the other]
C Cal
Andre's the violent one.
R Rachel
I just heard you say Andre's violent.
C Cal
I didn't say that. He's not violent, either.
R Rachel
I don't know. Sometimes, the way he talks about people, and the way he interacts with everyone, is a little-
C Cal
You mean, like, you?
R Rachel
Not me all the time, he's just a little off beat, a little strange.
C Cal
What, do you think he's a bad influence on me, Mom? I mean, he doesn't like you either, so it's okay.
R Rachel
That's all right, I don't really mind that much. It's just that- I don't know. You hang out with him a lot, and I just don't want you- becoming like him.
C Cal
Why? What do you think is "him"?
R Rachel
He has a lot of anger.
C Cal
Problems, or just anger in general?
R Rachel
Well, he probably has anger because he has problems that I don't know about, you know?
C Cal
He doesn't- his dad doesn't beat him, or anything like that.
R Rachel
Like, I'm your friend and all, and he's your friend. So he should at least try and be semi-courteous to me, but he's really not.
R Rachel
Yeah, a lot of the time.
C Cal
I guess I just never conflict with him. Who would you consider the leader of the Andre-Cal Army of Two? Is it me or Andre?
C Cal
You think it's Andre?
R Rachel
I-I don't know. When you're with him, you're just- you're different than you are now.
R Rachel
Now, you're the Cal that I've known for a really long time. And when you're with him, you're, like, Andre Number Two.
C Cal
Wait, why do you think that? I'm not the- he's not Cal Number Two and I'm Cal Number One. How do you know he isn't copying off, my style, yo?
R Rachel
[Laughs]
Unless you have some kind of evil locked inside that I've never seen before-
C Cal
Oh, I lock inside. Nobody sees it. I keep it from everyone.
C Cal
You know, in medieval times, if someone insulted you, you took your sword out, and you dueled them, and you killed them.
A Andre
And make no mistake, we've been insulted. Now it's time for the duel.
A Andre
[During the shooting, Andre and Cal find another student hiding behind a couch]
It's Greg! Greg, sit down, man! Relax.
G Greg
Please don't hurt me, sir!
A Andre
[laughs]
Sir! I like that.
C Cal
[chuckles]
He called you sir!
A Andre
I can't kill you; you're too pathetic. [starts to walk away] You're gonna live today, man. You're gonna live!
[Cal starts to follow Andre, then suddenly turns and shoots Greg several times. Andre shrugs.]
A Andre
[Just before Andre and Cal head into the school]
Dude, I want you to know, like- I couldn't have done this with anyone else. Like, I don't know what would've happened to me if-if we hadn't been friends.
C Cal
I don't think that, uh, I could've done this with anyone else, either.
A Andre
[After a brief pause]
Ready?
A Andre
Let's get this shit done. Let's kick the tires and light the fires.
When our parents find these tapes, they're gonna think, "Oh, they were right down there in the basement. We could've known, we could've stopped them." It's not your fault, we love you. Could you blame anyone for not noticing? I mean, who's gonna want to think their brother, their son, their student, their employee, their peer- is gonna do something like this? There are no reasons and you're all gonna look for 'em but you're not gonna find 'em!