But I've never flown before in my life, and it shows exactly what you can do, if you're a total psychotic!
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Leonard Zelig I'm 12 years old. I run into the synagogue. I ask the rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life, but he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don't understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me $600 for Hebrew lessons.
Narrator That Zelig could be responsible for the behavior of each of the personalities he assumed means dozens of lawsuits. He is sued for bigamy, adultery, automobile accidents, plagiarism, household damages, negligence, property damages, and performing unnecessary dental extractions.
Narrator The Ku Klux Klan, who saw Zelig as a Jew, that could turn himself into a Negro and a ****, saw him as a triple threat.
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