“Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could pass all my zingers to you and...” – Joe Fox, You've Got Mail ... Movie Quotes Database

A scene from You've Got Mail 1998

[to Kathleen Kelly (Shopgirl) in email]

Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could pass all my zingers to you and then I would never behave badly and you could behave badly all the time and we'd both be happy? On the other hand, I must warn you that when you finally have the pleasure of saying the thing you mean to say at the moment you mean to say it, remorse inevitably follows.

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