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Estelle Twisp: [cries]
Officer Lance Wescott: You better give your mother a hug, son.
Nicholas "Nick" Twisp: [narrating] It turns out Jerry had a heart attack in a Dallas bar and didn't take it very well, he died. [in a deleted scene Jerry is shown to go to Heaven, and is sentenced to hell, which prompts him to wet himself and fall into hell]
Estelle Twisp: [while crying] When will the body be here?
Officer Lance Wescott: I'm afraid that it's already been shipped to his wife.
Estelle Twisp: [still crying] his wife?!


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