Dr. Frankenstein
[Both Dr. Frankenstein and the Monster perform "Puttin' on the Ritz" in front of the audience]
If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to.
Why don't you go where fashion sits?
Monster
UU-EE ONA UIIIITTTZZZZ!!! ["Putting On The Ritz"]
Dr. Frankenstein
Different types who wear a day coat.
Pants with stripes and cutaway coat, perfect fits.
Monster
UU-EE ONA UIIIITTTZZZZ!!! ["Putting On The Ritz"]
Dr. Frankenstein
Dressed up like a million-dollar trouper.
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper.
Monster
UU-AA UU-AA!!! ["Super duper"]
Dr. Frankenstein
Come, let's mix where Rockefellers.
Walk with sticks or umbrellas in their mitts.
Monster
UU-EE ONA UIIIITTTZZZZ!!! ["Putting On The Ritz"]
[They tap dance]
