A scene from Yellow Submarine 1968
The Chief Blue Meanie

Get back! Get back! Once more unto the breach, dear Meanies! You're advancing the wrong way! Retreat backwards! Get back there now! [begins to cry] My kingdom for a horse! [stops crying when he confronts Jeremy] I think I'll tear him up into little pieces.

Jeremy

Oh, he does, does he?

The Chief Blue Meanie

Yes, I think I'll make a blueburger out of him.

Jeremy

I don't care what you think. [turns to go]

The Chief Blue Meanie

Oh, you don't, eh?! [grabs Jeremy] We'll soon see about that!

Jeremy

[cornered]

He does, in truth, seem quite annoyed. Some reference material be-be-before I'm destroyed! [reading from his book] "Where ground is soft most often grows, arise! Arise! Arouse! A rose! [a rose sprouts on the Chief Blue Meanie's nose] A rosy nose?

The Chief Blue Meanie

[throws Jeremy down]

Speak your last piece!

Jeremy

Peace! Peace! Supplant the doom and the gloom! Turn off what is sour! Turn into a flower and bloom! Bloom! Bloom! [roses sprout all over the Chief Blue Meanie] Bloom! Bloom! Bloom! Bloom! Bloom!

The Chief Blue Meanie

[now very upset]

I'LL TEAR YOU TO PIECES!!! [screams as he is now covered himself with roses, and runs away with the rest of the Meanies]

Ringo

[Jeremy is dancing among the flowers] [to John, about Jeremy]

First time I saw that Nowhere Man, that Nobody, "I" knew he was Somebody.

John

You're right. [calling out to the Blue Meanies] Hello, there, blue people! Won't you join us?! Hook up, and otherwise co-mingle?! What do you say?!

The Chief Blue Meanie

[now depressed]

Max.

Max

Your Blue - uh, I mean, er, Your Newness?

The Chief Blue Meanie

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Max

Argentina?

John

Are you with us?! Will you join?!

The Chief Blue Meanie

[As Jeremy runs up to the Meanies] [to Max while giving in]

Shall we?

Max

[nodding]

No!

The Chief Blue Meanie

[threatening]

AAAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!!! [grabs Max's ears]

Max

[hastily]

N-N-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes, Your Newness!

The Chief Blue Meanie

[drops him; now happily]

Yes, Max!

Jeremy

[arriving]

Yes! Ah, yes is a word with a glorious ring! [shakes hand with the Chief Blue Meanie] A true universal utopious thing! [helps Max up] Engenders embracing and chasing of blues, the very best word for the whole world to use! [dances away merrily]

The Chief Blue Meanie

Yes, let us mix, Max. [Max nodded] I've never admitted it before, but my cousin is the Bluebird of Happiness!

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