Max Here, Your Blueness... have some nasty medicine!
Voiced by Dick Emery 
Yellow Submarine (1968) · 73 quotes
Yellow Submarine (1968) · 73 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Yellow Submarine (1968): in 6 of its 73 quotes
Most scenes with: Chief Blue Meanie (3)
Scenes with Max
6 scenes Max
Chief
It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?
Max Argentina?
Chief Meanie
Pepperland is a tickle of joy on the blue belly of the universe. It must be scratched. Right, Max?
Max Yes, Your Blueness.
Chief Meanie
WHAT? We Meanies only take "no" for an answer! Is that understood, Max?
Max No, Your Blueness!
Chief Meanie
That's better.
Chief Meanie
Ahh...the hills are alive.
Max [singing]
With the Sound of Music! [gets punched]
Chief Meanie
[softly]
Glove? Glove? Come here, Glove. Look out there and what do you see? [aggressively] Tell him, Max.
Max [Young Fred is running away]
Someone running, Glove.
Chief Meanie
Yes...but you'll soon put a stop to that, won't you, Glovesy? Go, Glove; point and - having pointed - pounce! GO!
Get back! Get back! Once more unto the breach, dear Meanies! You're advancing the wrong way! Retreat backwards! Get back there now! [begins to cry] My kingdom for a horse! [stops crying when he confronts Jeremy] I think I'll tear him up into little pieces.
Oh, he does, does he?
Yes, I think I'll make a blueburger out of him.
I don't care what you think. [turns to go]
Oh, you don't, eh?! [grabs Jeremy] We'll soon see about that!
[cornered]
He does, in truth, seem quite annoyed. Some reference material be-be-before I'm destroyed! [reading from his book] "Where ground is soft most often grows, arise! Arise! Arouse! A rose! [a rose sprouts on the Chief Blue Meanie's nose] A rosy nose?
Peace! Peace! Supplant the doom and the gloom! Turn off what is sour! Turn into a flower and bloom! Bloom! Bloom! [roses sprout all over the Chief Blue Meanie] Bloom! Bloom! Bloom! Bloom! Bloom!
[now very upset]
I'LL TEAR YOU TO PIECES!!! [screams as he is now covered himself with roses, and runs away with the rest of the Meanies]
[Jeremy is dancing among the flowers] [to John, about Jeremy]
First time I saw that Nowhere Man, that Nobody, "I" knew he was Somebody.
You're right. [calling out to the Blue Meanies] Hello, there, blue people! Won't you join us?! Hook up, and otherwise co-mingle?! What do you say?!
Max Your Blue - uh, I mean, er, Your Newness?
It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?
Max Argentina?
Are you with us?! Will you join?!
Max [nodding]
No!
Max [hastily]
N-N-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes, Your Newness!
[arriving]
Yes! Ah, yes is a word with a glorious ring! [shakes hand with the Chief Blue Meanie] A true universal utopious thing! [helps Max up] Engenders embracing and chasing of blues, the very best word for the whole world to use! [dances away merrily]
Yes, let us mix, Max. [Max nodded] I've never admitted it before, but my cousin is the Bluebird of Happiness!
