Well, you know, when you sail on a boat fit for a Bond villain, sometimes you need to play the part. [Pauses] I think it's time you both get the **** off my boat. Whaddya say?
You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something. Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust... They're to the manor born. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. But you, you, Jordan, you got this way all on your own.
Did I?
Good for you, little man.
Little man? [Laughing] Me, the little man?
Let me tell you something else. Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. I gotta tell you.
I bet it is.
And you wanna know what I was just thinking too? The **** hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this **** boat. Because, I mean, ****ety **** ****, Jordan, look at this thing! It's beautiful! And you got the beautiful girls there. It's wonderful.
I'm sure. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly ****in' wives. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Hey, you guys wanna take some lobsters for your ride home? [Picks up a pair of lobsters and throws them after the two agents] ****in' miserable pricks, I know you can't afford them! ****in' cheap ****s!
