[singing]
Oompa loompa doompadee doo.
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa loompa doompadah dee.
If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three!
Why doun't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?
You'll get no...
You'll get no...
You'll get no...
You'll get no...
YOU'LL GET NO COMMERCIALS!