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David Castleman: What? [short pause] What?
Joe Castleman: [realising] You've been smoking pot.
David Castleman: No I haven't.
Joe Castleman: Yes you have! I can- [grabs David by the arm, he hits it away] You reek of it!
Joan Castleman: Joe, calm down.
Joe Castleman: No, no, no, no. Look at him. Oh my God, the kid's completely stoned!
David Catleman: Oh, I guess I'm a real embarrassment to you, huh, pop?
Joe Castleman: What kind of hostile crap is that?
Joan Castleman: [sighs] Joe. David, what's going on?
David Catleman: I don't know, mom. I'm trying to figure out if I've been worshipping at the wrong parental shrine.
Joe Castleman: What the hell are you talking about? [pause] What are you talking about?! Oh my God, the kid's in a mess. What are we gonna do with him?
David Castleman: Nope, I'm not a pronoun, pop. I'm standing right here.
Joe Castleman: Well than talk to me for Christ's sake!
Joan Castleman: Don't shout at him.
Joe Castleman: Yes, I will! We're late! We're supposed to be in the limo, and already he's spoiling my night with his ****ing bullshit--
David Castleman: Is it?!
Joe Castleman: Is it what?!
David Castleman: Your night?! Because according to your biographer this could all be some brilliant fraud.
Joe Castleman: What biographer?
David Castleman: That guy on the plane, with the glasses and the hair. Andy Warol with--
Joan Castleman: Nathaniel Bone?! He's not my ****ing biographer! What are you talking about?!
David Castleman: Well, he was in the bar last night.
Joan Castleman: What did he say to you?
David Castleman: He said that I shouldn't measure myself against my venerable father's success because there is in fact a theory, that you, my mother, the real genius of the family.
Joan Castleman: That's ridiculous.
David Castleman: Why would he make such a twisted thing up?
Joe Castleman: David, he's out to get me, cause I won't authorise his hack-job on my life. Don't be an idiot, David.
David Castleman: I'm not an idiot!
Joe Castleman: All right.
David Castleman: Why would you call me that?!
Joe Castleman: Okay, calm down.
David Castleman: But of course, if what he said is true, than I really really would be a ****ing idiot wouldn't I?!
Joe Castleman: David, look I hate to state the obvious, but I think the pot is making you paranoid.
David Castleman: I'm not ****ing paranoid!
Joan Castleman: David. Nathaniel Bone is an insidious man. He had no business saying those kinds of things to you.
David Castleman: He said you had a drink with him too. Did you?
Joan Castleman: I did. He approached me in the lobby, I thought it would be unwise to rebuff him.
David Castleman: He said that you confessed.
Joan Castleman: Confessed what?
David Castleman: He said that you ghost write dad's books.
Joan Castleman: I never said that!
David Castleman: [short pause] Do you?
[short pause]
Joan Castleman: No, David, I do not.
[short pause]
David Castleman: [tearfully] I don't believe you...
Joan Castleman: Well, darling, I can't make you believe me. You know, you have to decide what you believe yourself.
Joe Castleman: David, it's all lies. It's ****ing outrageous.
David Castleman: Dad, why were you always closing the door on me, huh? With her inside? When I was young? What the **** was she doing in there?
Joe Castleman: What are you talking about?
David Castleman: The ****ing door to your office! It was always being slammed in my face with her inside!
Joe Castleman: Your mother was proofreading.
David Castleman: Proofreading?!
Joe Castleman: Uh-huh.
David Castleman: I don't ****ing believe you! You asked mom "Who the hell is Sylvia Fry?!" [pause] You don't even know who your ****ing characters are!
Joe Castleman: All right, now that's enough now, David--
David Castleman: No, **** you! **** you! [grabs his father by the coat, pushes him to the wall] **** you! You enslaved my mother!
Joe Castleman: David! David! No, David!
Joan Castleman: Stop it, David! David! Calm down. Your father doesn't control me.
David Castleman: [calming down, tearfully] It's all so ****ed up...


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