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What We Do in the Shadows

What We Do in the Shadows quotes

23 total quotes

Deacon
Nick
Viago
Vladislav




View Quote At the start I was like 'Oh no, like I'm– I'm dead'. It's kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff. But the way I see it I have a whole new family who accept me for who I am, and I accept them for who they are…even though one of them killed me.
View Quote I don't think Nick should have become a vampire. He's such a dick.
View Quote Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet! I'm bidding on a table.
View Quote One year I went to the Unholy Masquerade dressed as Whoopi Goldberg from 'Sister Act 1' and 'Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit'. Didn't go down so well because she was a nun. Weird. Vampires don't like nuns.
View Quote So it's 6pm in the nighttime, which is when I wake up. This is always really scary part for me [slowly peaks out of curtains] Yes! Nighttime.
View Quote We're vampires. We don't put down towels.
View Quote When you become a vampire, you become very…sexy. [gestures to himself]
View Quote Yeah some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone, and then you think 'Ooh, those are some nice pants!'.