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We're the Millers

We're the Millers quotes

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David Clark


View Quote [Rose has agreed to go on the trip at the last moment and has walked onto the plane]
Rose: I want $30.000 now
David: No ****ing way.
Rose: Ok! Have safe flight!
David: Wait! Ok, fine, fine. Blood sucker.
Rose: Alright, happy wife, happy life!
View Quote [Speaking to flight attendant]
David: We're the Millers. Well you know, yeah, I got my hands full here. Couple of typical teenagers.
Casey: Yeah, I'm going through all those typical teenage girls issues like finals, and college applications and who am I gonna get take to prom? Plus, why I haven't got my period in like two months which is really weird, because I've mostly just been doing anal. [Kenny spews out soda that he'd been drinking]
David: Oh, that's enough.
View Quote [Speaking to Brad on the phone] I'm here to pick up a smidge of pot. This is not a smidge of pot! You got me moving enough weed to kill Willie Nelson, man!