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[Coach Beaulieu crashes the MudDogs' party]
Coach Red Beaulieu: I got something for you. This is his transcript from South Lafayette High School in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana. Now, the problem with that is there ain't no South Lafayette High School in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana. So obviously, this is a fake! [crowd gasps] However, this is not a fake. This is from the NCAA. [shows official letter] They don't think you ought to play football no more. So allow me to say this to you one more time: You're fired.
Townie: Oh, no! We suck again!
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