Scenes with Pearl Kantrowitz
4 scenes
Marty Kantrowitz
Who is he?
Pearl Kantrowitz
You don't know him.
Marty Kantrowitz
Well what's his name?
Pearl Kantrowitz
Walker.
Marty Kantrowitz
What's his FIRST name?
Pearl Kantrowitz
That IS his first name.
Marty Kantrowitz
Well then what's his last name?
Pearl Kantrowitz
Jerome.
Marty Kantrowitz
Walker Jerome. Does he realize it's backwards? What's he do?
Pearl Kantrowitz
He's a salesman.
Marty Kantrowitz
[laughs]
A salesman, that's great. What does he sell?
Pearl Kantrowitz
Blouses.
Marty Kantrowitz
Blouses?
Marty Kantrowitz
[pauses, then looks shocked]
He's the blouseman. You're screwing the blouseman. Jesus, Pearl, why not screw the dressman? At least then you'd get a whole outfit.
AK Alison Kantrowitz
I never have to listen to you ever again. I saw you. I was there. You should have seen yourself. You looked disgusting! I'm the teenager! Not you! You had your chance.
Pearl Kantrowitz
No. I didn't.
AK Alison Kantrowitz
Well then why do the rest of us have to suffer just because you **** up your life!
LK Lilian Kantrowitz
What is it, my shainehkuh, huh? What is it my darling?
LK Lilian Kantrowitz
[Lilian sees Alison has got her first period]
Oh, my God. Mazel tov!
AK Alison Kantrowitz
[Lilian slaps Alison]
Why'd you hit me?
LK Lilian Kantrowitz
It's a tradition. My mother, your great-grandmother, Sonia - may she rest in peace - she did the same thing to me.
AK Alison Kantrowitz
It's a stupid tradition.
LK Lilian Kantrowitz
It's the stupidest goddamn tradition. It's true. You know what I did? I slapped her right back.
LK Lilian Kantrowitz
[Alison slaps Lilian back]
Ow! Bandeet!
Pearl Kantrowitz
What's going on in here?
LK Lilian Kantrowitz
Pearl...
Pearl Kantrowitz
What?
LK Lilian Kantrowitz
I got news. Today Alison became a woman.
Pearl Kantrowitz
I went to Woodstock.
Marty Kantrowitz
You went to Woodstock.
Pearl Kantrowitz
Ummm...
Marty Kantrowitz
Was it groovy?
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