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Darlene: ...completely out of milk, I had to go all the way down to Peach Street.
Dewey: Oh brother, can you believe it? Yes Bert?
Bert: Hey Dewey, do you want a cup of coffee or something?
Dewey: No thank you. Will you give me a minute? I am on the phone with my wife.
Darlene: Who’s that?
Dewey: Oh that’s Bert, my roadie. Just wants to know if I want any coffee or anything like that.
Darlene: Dewey, there’s a distance growing between us, I feel. I don’t like it.
Dewey: Now that is crazy talk Darlene. You know I’m the same old Dewey.
Bert: Hey Dewey.
Dewey: Yes Bert?
Bert: You seen my sandals?
Dewey: I don’t know! I’m talking to my wife Bert.
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