“There's a saying in Missouri, if you don't like the weather just wait...” – Mayor Glenn Welsch, Waiting for Guffman ... Movie Quotes Database

There's a saying in Missouri, if you don't like the weather just wait five minutes. In Blaine, with hard work, I think we can get that down to three or four minutes.

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