“It's a Zen thing, like "how many babies fit in a tire," you know, the...” – Corky St Clair, Waiting for Guffman ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Waiting for Guffman 1997

Corky St Clair

It's a Zen thing, like "how many babies fit in a tire," you know, the old joke.

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