A scene from Vampire in Brooklyn 1995
Maximillian

Do you like Italian? I make an excellent fusilli.

Rita

Actually, that's my favorite, but I really think I ought to take a rain check.

Maximillian

Oh, there's someone else.

Rita

Not anymore.

Maximillian

Well, if there's no one else, then I would love to have you... for dinner.

Rita

Look here. I'm a cop.

Maximillian

Ah. The police?

Rita

Mmm-hmm, the law. Which means, if you try anything funny, I'll shoot you.

Maximillian
[feigning innocence]

Do I look like I would bite you?

Rita
[chuckles]

You better not, not after the day I've had.

Maximillian

Can I send my car to pick you up in a half-hour?

Rita
[impressed]

Oooh, a car. Let's make it an hour.

Maximillian

I'll see you then.

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