Valiant
Come on! Chin up, Valiant! Stiff upper-beak.
Gutsy
Gentlemen, get ready to drop!
T Tailfeather
Are you ready to drop?
T Toughwood
I think I dropped already!
Gutsy
It's okay to be scared! I'd be worried if you weren't. It won't get better, but you'll get used to it! Go! Go! Go! It's jammed!
Valiant
Sir, let me help you!
Gutsy
NO! Go now! That's an order!
Valiant
Yes, sir. Come on Gutsy, get out of there! (groans) Oh, come on.
E Elsa
Listen to your mother! You can't go!
Valiant
Mum, there's a war going on, and I want to do my bit.
Valiant
Oh, Mum! Goodbye. [Before Valiant can leave, Elsa grabs his tail]
E Elsa
Those falcons are going to tear you apart!
Valiant
Oh, Mum!
E Elsa
My dear little baby!
Valiant
Mum! Mother, that's not helping! [Elsa lets go of Valiant and he crashes] Mother, honestly I'm going to be fine.
E Elsa
[Shows him a picture of an egg]
You were such a cute little egg.
Valiant
Oh, Mum. I'm not an egg anymore. It's time I left the nest. No one thinks I can do this, and it may be my only chance to show them and myself that they're wrong.
E Elsa
Well, at least have some breakfast before you go. [Spits out a bug.]
Valiant
Oh, Mum. Ugh! No, thanks.
Valiant
Right, then. I love you. Goodbye!
F Felix
So, what's the news from the front?
Gutsy
Can't say of course. Classified. But danger is our business.
Valiant
[grunts]
Let me through. Got to get to Wing Comman- [slips; crowd laughs] Excuse me, Wing Commander?
Gutsy
Yes?
Valiant
Sir, where do I sign up?
UP Unnamed Pigeon
Are you a bit on the wee side? (crowd laughs)
Gutsy
[clears throat]
There always a place for a few valiant birds. Sign up is tomorrow in London. Love to stay and chat but duty calls and we must answer. Beaks up, boys [drinks juice] Let's make wind.
