[Gordon is on the phone to his agent, after his satire of Norsefire is broadcast]

What are they going to do, fine us? Big deal. We've got the most-watched show on air! Well, you're my agent, that's what I pay you for. Protect me! [hangs up] I should have hired him years ago to be my mother.

You're mad!

Either that or I wasn't breast-fed.

Is everything a joke to you, Gordon?

Only the things that matter.

What if they come after you?

I'll tell you what's going to happen. I'll have to make some kind of apology and do some boring fund-raiser, but in the meantime, our ratings will go through the roof. It'll be fine! Trust me.