Frank
What did you say your wife's first name was?
Will
Darcy.
Frank
So, what was the long story you didn't want to make long?
Will
I come home from work two weeks ago, and she's, uh... she's texting on the phone. I ask her who it is, she says "Nobody." So I said "Let me see the phone." She says no. This goes on, I dunno, five or six times...
Frank
Wait, wait. You're losing me. She's texting?
Will
There's this guy we both went to school with. He's a cop, he's a PA State Trooper. And he's always had a thing for Darcy. Going way back.
1206, where are you?
Frank
1206 here, Connie. We're just passing milepost 57.
You're about a mile and a half behind.
Frank
How far out of Arklow is 777?
Seven and a half miles. It picked up speed. You better step on it.
Frank
I'm stepping on it, in it, around it, and through it, Connie. Thank you. Over.
Will
She's texting on the phone, I keep on asking for it, she keeps on saying no. And, um... she starts to walk away, and I grab for it.
Frank
You hit her?
Will
No, no, no. I mean, I scared her, but I didn't- I didn't hit her. Anyway, I drive to this guy's house and tell him we need to talk, let's take a ride. He jumps in my truck, and starts in with "You've got it all wrong, we're just friends." And then he stops once he sees... the gun I got sitting on the dash.
Frank
Oh!
Will
I look him in the eye and I say "She's my wife. You find a new friend."
Frank
You pulled a gun on a cop?!
Frank? Frank, 777 just passed milepost 61.
Frank
Thank you, Connie.
Will
But you wanna hear the kicker?
Frank
Yes, I do.
Will
It wasn't even him that was texting her. It was my sister-in-law. Anyway, by the time I got home, his buddy's waiting for me, just waiting to serve me with this restraining order. Darcy wouldn't even look at me. So I'm living with my brother, and there was a hearing today. The judge ordered a 30-day extension. It's like... one day, everything's going okay, and the next, it's all falling apart faster than you can put it back together.
Frank
Yeah. Never too late, though.
