Sam
Oh, god. [Sighs] Ah, ****. [Realises Homeless King is before him and sighs] What happened to that man and those girls?
Homeless King
They're waking up right now in their ascension chamber.
Sam
So what, now you're gonna kill me?
Homeless King
Do you know what you did wrong?
Sam
No.
Homeless King
We found these in your pocket. Why do you have dog biscuits in your pocket?
Sam
I used to- I used to like a girl that had a dog
Homeless King
Hmm. When was that?
Sam
Like, a long time ago.
Homeless King
Did she stop loving you?
Sam
Yeah.
Homeless King
Why do you have dog biscuits in your pocket?!
Sam
'Cause I was waiting for her to take me back. I wanted to give the dog a treat and rub its ears, just the way I used to, and then everything would be good again.
Homeless King
You can go now.
Sam
Really?
Homeless King
Yeah.
Sam
You're not- you're not gonna kill me?
Homeless King
I don't think so. We might. I'm not sure yet. But obviously, don't mention any of this to anyone.
Sam
I won't. Okay.
Homeless King
Bye.
Sam
Bye.
