What do you do?
Sam
Nothing. [Chuckles]
I mean, for work
Sam
Oh, God. All I'm ever hearing is what do I do for work or; "how's work"? Where's- "where do you work"? [Chuckles] Work- "work good"? "You working good"?
People have to work.
Sam
What about you? You- You're in movies. Why are- why are you, uh, y'know, doing this?
Yeah, I made one little indie movie and barely. Do you know how expensive it is to live here?
Sam
Yeah, I do. [Chuckles]
Do you want a blowjob from the supporting actress Academy Award nominee last year? [She starts taking off dress] Shooting Star. [Sam chuckles] Do you wanna go down on the girlfriend of the lead in your favorite sitcom? Call Shooting Star. Wanna **** an "IT" girl? It's not that hard. You are a patron of the arts, and I can pay my bills. [She gets on top of Sam] You gave 'em your credit card, right?
Sam
Uh-huh. [She starts kissing him] Can I ask you something?
Sure.
Sam
I was wondering last night at the cemetery, who was that pirate-looking guy in the limo?
No idea.
Sam
You don't know his name?
No, he's anonymous.
Sam
You don't know anything about him?
Mmm-hmm.
Sam
Oh. Okay.
You got any food? [Reaches for pizza and spots Sarah's polaroid, holding it up] I know this girl.
Sam
Really?
Mmm-hmm. [Throws pizza slice on coffee table and gets back on Sam]
Sam
How do you know her?
Saw her at this party a couple years ago.
Sam
Oh, yeah?
Mmm-hmm.
Sam
Did you talk to her?
No. that would have been impossible. [Chuckles]
Sam
Why?
She was in this glass cube in the middle of the living room. Was, like, some bad performance art, I guess.
Sam
Hmm.
And she was just sitting there, wearing a Dalmatian bathing suit, not moving, not making eye contact, and all these drunk old men tapping on the glass, and she wouldn't budge. [They chuckle]
Sam
Who took there?
Oh, some asshole producer, you know, he brought me and some girls as his dates.
Sam
Oh, what was his name?
I don't remember. He makes these big action films based on household cleaning products.
Sam
Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
Yeah. So we get there, we go through the gate, and they check our IDs, and [sighs] we're just free to roam around this luxury neighborhood, to go in any house we want, any room we want. There's food everywhere, music, dancers, craziness.
Sam
Hmm.
It's this big open party right out of Gatsby.
Sam
Wow. [Chuckles] So whose place was it?
No one ever really said. It was weird. But there was this one house, the biggest house on the block, this big stone mansion, and we weren't allowed to go near it. It's the only place off-limits.
Sam
Hmm.
And I heard some girls in the bathroom talking about how it belonged to some songwriter
Sam
Must have been some song.
Hmm. No shit.
