The Actress
Wait, what is that?
Sam
It's the neighbor's parrot.
The Actress
Oh. What's it saying?
Sam
I'm not sure.
The Actress
Not a friend?
Sam
Maybe. [They chuckle] Hard to say
The Actress
Hmm. [Picks up Playboy issue off nightstand]
Sam
That's my favorite issue.
The Actress
Why this one?
Sam
Oh, I found it in my uh, Dad's tool drawer in out garage when I was really young.
The Actress
[Chuckles]
Oh, yeah?
Sam
Yeah.
The Actress
Did you steal it?
Sam
Mmm-hmm. I uh, the girl on the cover is the first thing I ever masturbated to.
The Actress
Hmm. She's pretty.
Sam
I know. [Actress laughs]
The Actress
First thing I ever masturbated to, was probably a rerun of Charles in Charge.
Sam
Oh my god. That's awesome.
The Actress
Yep. I'm pretty cool. [They both laugh]
